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In this day and age, in this big old troubled world,
Where the little guy ain't got a chance,
There's only one thing I can think of that could make a difference.


If I had a bulldozer everything would be so fine,
I would never have to move it over, never have to stand in line,
If I had a bulldozer there'd be lots of parking place,
I'd just look for that brand new corvette been taking up two spaces.


If I had diesel rig with a big old blade, treads just like a tank,
I would have it made, courtesy would rain,
Arguments would cease, cause everyone would know I'd squash them like a cheese.


If I had a bulldozer my application would go through,
My boss would run to get my coat if I decided to leave by two,
If I had a bulldozer the IRS would never chide,
you know an audit would really go quickly with dozer' idling outside.


If I had diesel rig with a big old blade, treads just like a tank,
I would have it made, courtesy would rain,
Arguments abate cause everyone would know I'd squash them like a grape.


If I had a bulldozer all the doors would open up,
people would treat me with a lot more respect,
or I'd mow 'em down and squash em up.


If I had a diesel rig with a big old blade the world would be a better place.

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