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(Sung to "The Twelve Days of Christmas")

On the first night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:
A thirst for blood & immortality (Slurp, Ahh).

On the second night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:
Two puncture wounds (Aah!),
And a thirst for blood & immortality (Slurp, Ahh).

On the third night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:
Three Frenchmen's heads (Un, deux, trois!),
Two puncture wounds (Aah!),
And a thirst for blood & immortality. (Slurp, Ahh)

On the fourth night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:
Four oozing sores (Ah, Aah, Aaah, Aaaah!!!),
Three Frenchmen's heads (Un, deux, trois!),
Two puncture wounds (Aah!),
And a thirst for blood & immortality (Slurp. . .Ahh).

On the Fifth night of Halloween, a vampire gave to me:
Maggots... In... My... Eyes!!! (Maggots! In my eyes!!! Aaaah!!! Aaaah).

[Song ends here]

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